Or “How Shopping Promotes Spiritual Growth.”
I’d like to think that it does. At least, I do a lot of praying when I’m at Sam’s Club. “Lord, help me to put back that bucket of chocolate chips.” “God, do we really need a dozen mangoes?” “Please help me remember why I came here in the first place.” “Help!”
I’ve been to Sam’s twice in a month. Twice. I’ve gone years without shopping there and now I’ve been on the premises twice, actually in two weekends. I’ve volunteered to shop for some of the outreach ministries at church. So I’ve gone with the best of intentions. And I’ve come home tainted, with more goodies than were on my list.
Is it the big, bright shiny boxes? The “incredible” deals? The novelty of items that we would never buy on our weekly, local grocery store foray? What is that cheese anyway? Have you ever seen shrimp so big? Wait, is that the sound of my stomach rumbling?
I get overwhelmed; maybe a little scared in Sam’s. But, if nothing else, shopping there inspires me; it fills me with new ideas. Sure, I’ll buy that $200+ juicer and start drinking kale. I MUST start wearing grey tank tops and keep cool and look cool at the same time. And if I had a set of 32 multi-colored Sharpies, I could draw a masterpiece!
I certainly get lost and find myself in the camping aisle (I haven’t camped since high school) thinking I need a switchblade with 27 gizmos. Or maybe Ken needs one. Clare should have one in the car.
I know, I can get my birthday/anniversary/Christmas shopping done early! Ken would like a new shovel wouldn’t he? What about four dozen white athletic socks for Matt? I could certainly fill the stocking quickly that way, couldn’t I?
So short of walking around with my eyes closed and bumping into the merchandise and other shoppers or clamping my olfactory system shut with thumb and forefinger, I pray. Fervently. Intentionally.
“Lord, help me find my shopping list.” (Underneath the wine, the chocolates, the cheese).
“Oh, and can you help me stick to it?”